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Becky, 22.
 We're just clones sir, we're meant to be expendable

lauranoncrede:
“ I dislike the size and shape of my head. I’ve been likened to Sid the Sloth from Ice Age…
”

lauranoncrede:

I dislike the size and shape of my head. I’ve been likened to Sid the Sloth from Ice Age…

(via queerdraco)

— 5 years ago with 366 notes
Rowena Ravenclaw:So, we need to build our school somewhere.
Godric Gryffindor:How about next to this bad ass forest full of fucked up dangerous shit?
Helga Hufflepuff:GODRIC NO!
Salazar Slytherin:GODRIC YES!
— 5 years ago with 7307 notes

kingsguards:

THIS YEARS EUROVISION HAD MORE PLOT TWISTS THAN ANYTHING I HAVE EVER SEEN SOMEONE MAKE IT INTO A MOVIE

— 5 years ago with 350 notes
"If you have any relatives in Australia, don’t be afraid to give them a little nudge. We’re not above begging."
Graham Norton summing up the British spirit  (via pietrcmaximxff)

(via eilidhsworld)

— 5 years ago with 1788 notes

flawlessbanshee:

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

(via natashamyqueen)

— 5 years ago with 32098 notes

chekov-in-a-dress:

I can’t believe Sir Ian McKellen won the Eurovision Song Contest

(via latefortevinter)

— 5 years ago with 1063 notes

pipergreenmantle:

nice try america youre still not invited

(via natashamyqueen)

— 5 years ago with 3260 notes
torturedkillianjones:
“ Croatia looks like she has an important quest for you.
”

torturedkillianjones:

Croatia looks like she has an important quest for you.

(via toumeya)

— 5 years ago with 9842 notes
mizvmono:
“ THAT ONE DAY IN THE YEAR WHEN EUROPE CONFUSES THE REST OF THE WORLD
HAPPY EU HUNGER GAMES
”

mizvmono:

THAT ONE DAY IN THE YEAR WHEN EUROPE CONFUSES THE REST OF THE WORLD
HAPPY EU HUNGER GAMES

— 5 years ago with 341 notes

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Love Love Peace Peace, Old women making bread

Peace Peace Love Love, Some man in a hamster wheel

(via baneme)

— 5 years ago with 6738 notes